Tuesday, April 24, 2007
I Am An Obese Vegetrain
Yeterday I saw my Doctor and was mortified to learn that I am an obese vegetarian who has to lose 25 pounds very soon. I eat a low-carb, high protein diet rife with whole grains, nuts, high fiber-low carb tortillas. It must be the medication I take and my dismal lack of exercise. I don't look like a vegetarian. Instead of professing to being a vegetarian, I will tell people that I am an animal rights activist who refuses to eat God's creatures. I am just another disgrace to the fallen human race.
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your diet is good, but you need a lot of exercise and a lot more water. that's the trick that i learned. i found out that drinking tons of water helps immensely.
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